Let’s put our tulips together.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You are the object of my preposition.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.