You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Your lab or my lab?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
You dropped something. My jaw.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
You look good on your yoga mat.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
You make my heart skip a beet.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?