Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Let's do lunge together
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You're quite the catch, baby.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!