Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Belize let me hold you.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
I perform best when I’m wet.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.