Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I think I glove you.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
When are you due back in heaven?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.