I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I came here looking for a little tail.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
So how many cats do you have?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
How much will $20 get me?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!