Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I really like you. So does my wife.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
I like the way you espresso yourself.