Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
You look a lot like my next victim.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
I Ecuador you.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Your beauty is blinding.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.