Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I could never Passover you.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
You dropped something. My jaw.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.