Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?