Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I could never Passover you.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
You dropped something. My jaw.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.