Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.