Your pace or mine?
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You look good on your yoga mat.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I like you cherry much.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
I want you for no raisin.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.