If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.