The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You are one well-defined function!
I came here looking for a little tail.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
I think I glove you.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Are you a red light because stop.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.