I can score from multiple positions.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.