You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
I can be your travel pillow.
You're such a TEAse.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You looked better when I was drunk.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You are the square to my root.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.