You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You're a good egg.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Love me do
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.