Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
So … do you run here often?
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.