Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You had me at taco.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
I could never Passover you.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I think my heart just lagged.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature