Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
I can score from multiple positions.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
You look good on your yoga mat.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Baby, you're a firework.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
You have one compact set.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
I now believe in Angels.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.