It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I now believe in Angels.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
When are you due back in heaven?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Know what? I dig you, really!
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.