Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
You have one compact set.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You're a good egg.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?