Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
You're my missing ingredient.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.