You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.