Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.