Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
You're just my cup of tea!
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.