Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I could never Passover you.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Composers always score.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.