You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.