Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.