Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
You have one compact set.
I've only got three months to live.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Tex.

Tex who?

Tex two to tango.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.