Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
I really caribou-t you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
It's always a first class trip with me.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.