Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
I want to stretch with you.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I like long runs on the beach.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.