Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!