You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You're just my cup of tea!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I want you. I knead you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
How about you and I form a binary system?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Let's boomerbang!
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Life is better when we stick together.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.