Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I give roughing a whole new definition.
You have one compact set.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You dropped something. My jaw.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
I Ecuador you.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
All you need is MY love
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
So … do you run here often?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.