You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Want to become my new personal best?
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
I less than three you.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
How about you and I form a binary system?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
"It's not me, it's you!"