Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Hello there, how do you brew?
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I love your energy.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.