If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
I want to stretch with you.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?