How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
I love all of your stratified layers!
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
I dreamt about you. You died.
I Tour de Francy you.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?