Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You're just my cup of tea!
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.