Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.