Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
"You deserve better and so do I."
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Girl you are rocking this run.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.