If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Your treat or mine?
Your pace or mine?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
How about a kanga-root?
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.