You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
I want you for no raisin.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I would love to show you first class.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
We should make like your parents and split.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.