I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You make me want to Twist and Shout
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I want you more than I want world peace.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Want to be workout buddies?
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Nice life preservers.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?