You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are my raisin to smile.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Are you a model?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
You look a lot like my next victim.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
I would love to show you first class.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.