You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
You're such a TEAse.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.