I want you for no raisin.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Your lab or my lab?
You’re Isaacly my type
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!