Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
I think I glove you.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
I Ecuador you.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
You just caused a heat wave.
Permission to board?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.