Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You make me want to Twist and Shout
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I want you more than I want world peace.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person