You smell... We should go take a shower together.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
You're quite the catch, baby.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
You're just my cup of tea!
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Belize let me hold you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You have one compact set.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.