I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.