I less than three you.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You dropped something. My jaw.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
I want you. I knead you.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Know what? I dig you, really!
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.