Did you know you look good in short pants?
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Hello there, how do you brew?
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
I like you cherry much.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Are you a red light because stop.
Nathan compares to you
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I bet you’re really flexible.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.