Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Haida there, gorgeous.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
You just caused a heat wave.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.