Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
I'm Havana dream about you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.