Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Life is better when we stick together.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Nice Ass-teroid.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Baby, you rock my world!
The best stretches are partner stretches.
How much will $20 get me?
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes