Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You're just my cup of tea!
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You are my raisin to smile.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?