Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Let's boomerbang!
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are you a red light because stop.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.