I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Here comes the sun of my life
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.