Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
You're a good egg.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Are you a model?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.