Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
You leave me Wonton more.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
You look like my future ex wife.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.