I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Composers always score.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
When are you due back in heaven?
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?