Do you believe in love at first flight?
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I think I glove you.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I cannoli have eyes for you.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
You’re Isaacly my type
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?