Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you want to Australian Kiss?
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
You just caused a heat wave.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
How about you and I form a binary system?
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Let's boomerbang!
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.