Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I perform best when I’m wet.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"