Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
I can be your travel pillow.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I like long runs on the beach.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
I want to stretch with you.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast