Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
I think my heart just lagged.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
I’m soy into you.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
I perform best when I’m wet.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I find my core strength in you.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.