Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Be a winner, date a swimmer!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
When are you due back in heaven?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

When where.

When where who?

Tonight, my place, me and you.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
You look good on your yoga mat.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
You really flipturn me on.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?