I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
You have one compact set.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Nathan compares to you
You dropped something. My jaw.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Love me do
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.