Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You’re more special than relativity.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Composers always score.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I now believe in Angels.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby you got the perfect route for me.