I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.