I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Permission to board?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
I perform best when I’m wet.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.