If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Let's do lunge together
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
I want you. I knead you.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I want you more than I want world peace.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth