You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
I could never Passover you.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
You’re a perfect ten(t).
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Want to become my new personal best?
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
How about a kanga-root?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I really caribou-t you.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You should see what I can do with ice.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
I came here looking for a little tail.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
You are the object of my preposition.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.