Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Want to become my new personal best?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
You look like my future ex wife.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Haida there, gorgeous.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
How was heaven when you left it?
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.