Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.