Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Want to be workout buddies?
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
How about a kanga-root?
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Nathan compares to you