I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You're the thought that counts!
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.