Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You have been running through my mind all day.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
You are my butter-half!
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Let’s make like a banana and split.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
You are the object of my preposition.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!