That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
You dropped something. My jaw.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.