Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Can I be your next varietal?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Let's Taco about love.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Baby, you rock my world!
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.