You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
You are the square to my root.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Want to lock our bikes together?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.