Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.