I think we need to become better strangers.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Are you a red light because stop.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Here comes the sun of my life
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
When are you due back in heaven?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I think I glove you.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp