Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Funny meat-ing you here.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?