Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
You're as hot as a desert summer.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Nice life preservers.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Your pace or mine?
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.