I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
I want to stick to you like glucose.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!