Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.