Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Want to be workout buddies?
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Want to lock our bikes together?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
All you need is MY love
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.