Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
You had me at taco.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
I really like you. So does my wife.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.