Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.