I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
We should make like your parents and split.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
I can score from multiple positions.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Let's boomerbang!
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Love me till ice cream.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi