Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.