I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
I would love to show you first class.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together