Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Baby, you rock my world!