"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You set my heart bonfire.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
I love your energy.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Want to be workout buddies?
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!