Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
We should make like your parents and split.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Permission to board?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
We are perfect balance for each other.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I C Major potential in us getting together.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!