Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
You're the thought that counts!
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
I think my heart just lagged.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.