They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Want to be workout buddies?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
So … do you run here often?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?