I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
How about you and I form a binary system?
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Want to go for a ride?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Baby, you rock my world!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.