Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Are you a model?
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Haida there, gorgeous.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing