I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You’re Isaacly my type
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet