I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.