I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Can I hold your hand?
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I think we need to become better strangers.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.