Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
You have one compact set.
Want to go for a ride?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
You sweep me off my feet!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You're just my cup of tea!
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Baby, you rock my world!
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?