Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Nice asteroids.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I Ecuador you.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
All you need is MY love
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?