You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You are the square to my root.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.