Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Let's do lunge together
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Do you squat here often?
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
I now believe in Angels.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
You really flipturn me on.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
"My cat doesn't like you."