If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Here comes the sun of my life
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
I really caribou-t you.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.