Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
You're my missing ingredient.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
I want you. I knead you.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Girl you are rocking this run.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Let’s make like a banana and split.