Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I like you cherry much.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Someone said you were looking for me.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
How was Heaven when you left it?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.