I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
You just caused a heat wave.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
When God made you, he was just showing off.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Let's Taco about love.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else