That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Are you a model?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!