"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
When are you going to invite me to church?
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I really caribou-t you.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.