There’s snow one like you.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I think I glove you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.