Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Your name is insert name here?
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.