Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
You are one well-defined function!
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
You should see what I can do with ice.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You really flipturn me on.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Can I hold your hand?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.