What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Belize let me hold you.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Your name is insert name here?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You sweep me off my feet!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Permission to board?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.