What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Let's cross the international dateline together.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.