I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You are my butter-half!
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
You're hotter than a data center!
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
How much will $20 get me?
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.