"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You dropped something. My jaw.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Funny meat-ing you here.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.