Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I like you a lily bit more every day.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?