Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
You're hotter than a data center!
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Let's boomerbang!
I'll make love to you if you want me to.