Let's cross the international dateline together.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Permission to board?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.