Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
You are my butter-half!
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Composers always score.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
We're donion rings.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.