You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Nice asteroids.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
How about we get down to monkey business?
You can stand under my umbrella.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.